本周利物浦被淘汰出足總杯， 而曼城、曼聯、切爾西等球隊則順利晉級。 庫鳥上演了巴薩首秀， 而皇馬則在國王杯中意外落馬。 好了， 話不多說， 讓我們快來看看國外歪果仁們的精彩吐槽吧！
告別足總杯， 利物浦2-3西布朗
Tuccker(利物浦球迷)：過去的已成為歷史， 未來的還未曾相遇， 但今天卻是上帝的贈禮， 於是我們把禮物送給了西布朗。 (Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift of God, which is why we give it to west brom.)
CanMelis (利物浦球迷)：如果我們想在五月收穫點什麼， 不如現在在安菲爾德種些土豆怎麼樣？(We had better to dig up the Anfeild to plant some potatoes, that way we’ll have something to lift in May.)
FLame227(利物浦球迷)：不用了吧， 我們在場上已經有11個土豆了…(Forget it, we have already got 11 potatoes on pitch!)
Spoofex(曼聯球迷)：事實證明， 當你買的南安普頓球員太多時， 你就變成南安普頓了！(Turns out when you keep buying Southampton players, you start playing like Southampton...)
Ryanedwards(英格蘭球迷)：范戴克在進攻端的作用， 好像比在防守端大多了…(Thus far VVD has been better going forward than he has been defensively.)
LazarazaL(利物浦球迷)：媽媽經常告訴我說， 利物浦就像是一盒巧克力， 你永遠不知道下一場會輸給誰…(My mom always said Liverpool is like a box of chocolates. You never know which team you're gonna lose to.)
TheRoonaissance(曼聯球迷)：機智的渣叔， 杜絕再次在決賽輸球的秘訣， 就是不進決賽…(Klopp is smart. Won't face the risk of adding another loss in a final to his experience.)
Monreal123(未知主隊球迷)：利物浦擊敗了聯賽領頭羊， 卻又連續輸給排名墊底和倒數第二的球隊…(Beat the league leaders and then lose to bottom and second bottom.)
Birapoma(利物浦球迷)：如果你不能在輸給聯賽倒數第一的時候支持我們， 那輸給聯賽倒數第二的時候就別腆著臉回來！(If you can't stand by the team during the loss to bottom team, don't come back when we lose to the second bottom team.)
COYG_Gooner(阿森納球迷)：VAR技術為利物浦擋出去的球， 可比米尼奧萊多多了…(VAR saved more goals than Migs did this game, damn.)
AccuratelyInaccurate(利物浦球迷)：晚上看球也是有好處的， 這樣就能直接去酒吧一醉方休了…(Night matches are good because you can then go out after and drink yourselves to death.)
一掃頹勢，皇馬4-1瓦倫西亞
heEsotericRunner(曼聯球迷)：克羅斯的進球太經典了，就是愛你這樣傳進球門！(Classic Toni Kroos goal! I love how he just passes it into the net.)
(圖)如果你不和你的好朋友攪基……你們真的是好朋友嗎？
Pagawaan(皇馬球迷)：雖然贏了球，但齊祖應該還是很生氣吧，畢竟我們沒有進傳中的球…(We won, but Zidane's head must be steaming mad since we did not score from crosses.)
Barkasia(未知主隊球迷)：齊達內好像在跟第四官員理論，想在罰點球的時候傳中呢！(Zidane asking the fourth official if it's legal to cross in a penalty.)
Skadrys(巴薩球迷)：這場比賽對巴薩來說怎麼都能獲利…皇馬贏了，那就是幫助巴薩阻擊爭冠對手；要是皇馬輸了…那還有比這更好的事麼？(This match is win-win for Barça. If real wins, nothing changes and Valencia is eliminated from title challenge, if Valencia wins, well, anything can be better?)
AMKXNG(西班牙球迷)：要知道，去年瓦倫西亞最終聯賽積分落後皇馬47分之多，而今年瓦倫卻已經在和皇馬的爭四中領先了…(To think Valencia was 47 points behind Madrid last season and now they're playing ahead of Madrid in top 4.)
丁丁貼地斬，曼城2-0卡迪夫城
rodfg150(曼聯球迷)：卡迪夫城TMD，早早地在人牆後頭躺個人不就完了嗎，CTMD！(WTF…why they didnt put someone lie behind the wall?)
ExCrack (曼城球迷)：如果每次裁判坑爹的時候我都能拿1塊錢，那我應該買一輛什麼顏色的法拉利呢？(If I could have a quid for everytime the ref sucks, what colour would my Ferrari be?)
巴舒亞伊兩球，切爾西3-0紐卡斯爾
UncleGuus(切爾西球迷)：終於我們不會在下一輪碰見阿森納啦！(Finally we can’t get Arsenal again in the next round.)
Panozen(切爾西球迷)：真不想吐槽巴舒亞伊的髮型…要是這能幫他進球，那我還是支持他吧…(I don't really rate Batshuayi’s haircut, but if it helps him score I'm all for it.)
桑切斯首秀，曼聯4-0耶奧維爾
Demonictoaste(曼聯球迷)：驚！桑切斯加盟曼聯竟是為了奪足總杯！(Break news: Sanchez actually joined United to win FA Cups.)
(圖)林加德曾拒絕了巴薩的邀請，只因他不想讓梅西因為他而坐替補席
告別國王杯，皇馬1-2萊加內斯
Jayveesac(阿森納球迷)：巴薩球迷們，如此美妙的夢，你們都不想醒了吧！(Barcelona fans may never wake up from this dream.)
OLAAF(巴薩球迷)：其實…我現在是不想睡覺，因為我做夢也沒想到會像現在這樣…(I dont want to go to sleep, my dreams cant be like this.)
Eddsters(皇馬球迷)：講真，我們現在是贏不了三冠王了吧…(Well, we can't win the treble now.)
re-laxx(皇馬球迷)：國王杯嘛，怎麼能算重大賽事？當然我們奪冠的時候除外。(Copa del Rey isn't important to us unless we win it...)
DialSquare (阿森納球迷)：很遺憾不能看到萊加內斯和巴黎的典範對決，也就只能湊合看看皇馬踢巴黎了！(Too bad we don't get to see Leganes vs PSG, guess we'll have to settle with Madrid vs PSG.)
DeezNuts(巴薩球迷)：哈哈，現在我最喜歡的球隊是萊加內斯！這賽季最喜歡的隊好像有點多…(Leganes is my new favorite team, so many new favorite teams this season.)
Ahmed(皇馬球迷)：被萊加內斯淘汰也挺好的，總比再輸給巴薩要強得多吧？其實這是齊祖下的一步大棋！(Better to go out vs Leganes than get humiliated by Barcelona. Zidane playing 4d chess.)
LinXcze(皇馬球迷)：皇馬這場比賽送出了44次傳中，卻只有5次是落在了自己人頭上…(Real Madrid attempted 44 crosses against Leganes and only completed 5.)
_zzd(加拿大球迷)：我就知道齊達內不行！你看人家莫耶斯，當年可都是81次傳中！(Zidane is amateurs. It should be 81 crosses. Moyes style.)
庫鳥首秀小馬哥告別，巴薩2-0西班牙人
TopographyDog(巴薩球迷)：當後衛防守梅西的時候，感覺就像是一條腿的跛子努力想站在吊床上一樣掙扎…(Defenders may feel like a one legged cripple trying to stand up in a hammock when defending Messi.)
TheMexicanJuan(巴薩球迷)：才踢了2分鐘，庫鳥給人的感覺就像在巴薩呆了10年一樣…(2 minutes in and Coutinho is already playing like he's been here for 10 years!)
delayT3(利物浦球迷)：分手後的微笑,只是用來掩蓋疼痛的心痕。(I fake a smile to you but feel sorrow in my heart.)
Othersidegi(巴薩球迷)：這賽季，烏姆蒂蒂就是最好的後衛！(Name a better defender than umtiti this season…)
Vicribator(皇馬球迷)：明明是本澤馬，你沒見他給皇馬對手那麼多關鍵解圍嗎？(Benzema, so many vital clearance for many teams against us.)
梅西蘇牙進球，巴薩2-1阿拉維斯
callmeWia(巴薩球迷)：梅西這場狀態真是不行…也就湊合進個致勝任意球，趕緊把調整狀態應戰瓦倫西亞吧…(Messi was kinda off this game...might just score this free kick to win then go home and concentrate on the Valencia game)
monkeyDteach(利物浦球迷)：人牆裡只有一個人沒跳，而梅西的射門就恰好從他頭上飛過去了，這是怎麼做到的…(Only one defender did not jump and messi hits it over him. How??
TheMexicanJuan(巴薩球迷)：只有當布斯克茨不上場的時候，你才會明白他才是真大神…(You only realize Busquets is a God until he's not playing.)
(圖)布馮剛剛度過了40歲生日！
一掃頹勢，皇馬4-1瓦倫西亞
heEsotericRunner(曼聯球迷)：克羅斯的進球太經典了，就是愛你這樣傳進球門！(Classic Toni Kroos goal! I love how he just passes it into the net.)
(圖)如果你不和你的好朋友攪基……你們真的是好朋友嗎？
Pagawaan(皇馬球迷)：雖然贏了球，但齊祖應該還是很生氣吧，畢竟我們沒有進傳中的球…(We won, but Zidane's head must be steaming mad since we did not score from crosses.)
Barkasia(未知主隊球迷)：齊達內好像在跟第四官員理論，想在罰點球的時候傳中呢！(Zidane asking the fourth official if it's legal to cross in a penalty.)
Skadrys(巴薩球迷)：這場比賽對巴薩來說怎麼都能獲利…皇馬贏了，那就是幫助巴薩阻擊爭冠對手；要是皇馬輸了…那還有比這更好的事麼？(This match is win-win for Barça. If real wins, nothing changes and Valencia is eliminated from title challenge, if Valencia wins, well, anything can be better?)
AMKXNG(西班牙球迷)：要知道，去年瓦倫西亞最終聯賽積分落後皇馬47分之多，而今年瓦倫卻已經在和皇馬的爭四中領先了…(To think Valencia was 47 points behind Madrid last season and now they're playing ahead of Madrid in top 4.)
丁丁貼地斬，曼城2-0卡迪夫城
rodfg150(曼聯球迷)：卡迪夫城TMD，早早地在人牆後頭躺個人不就完了嗎，CTMD！(WTF…why they didnt put someone lie behind the wall?)
ExCrack (曼城球迷)：如果每次裁判坑爹的時候我都能拿1塊錢，那我應該買一輛什麼顏色的法拉利呢？(If I could have a quid for everytime the ref sucks, what colour would my Ferrari be?)
巴舒亞伊兩球，切爾西3-0紐卡斯爾
UncleGuus(切爾西球迷)：終於我們不會在下一輪碰見阿森納啦！(Finally we can’t get Arsenal again in the next round.)
Panozen(切爾西球迷)：真不想吐槽巴舒亞伊的髮型…要是這能幫他進球，那我還是支持他吧…(I don't really rate Batshuayi’s haircut, but if it helps him score I'm all for it.)
桑切斯首秀，曼聯4-0耶奧維爾
Demonictoaste(曼聯球迷)：驚！桑切斯加盟曼聯竟是為了奪足總杯！(Break news: Sanchez actually joined United to win FA Cups.)
(圖)林加德曾拒絕了巴薩的邀請，只因他不想讓梅西因為他而坐替補席
告別國王杯，皇馬1-2萊加內斯
Jayveesac(阿森納球迷)：巴薩球迷們，如此美妙的夢，你們都不想醒了吧！(Barcelona fans may never wake up from this dream.)
OLAAF(巴薩球迷)：其實…我現在是不想睡覺，因為我做夢也沒想到會像現在這樣…(I dont want to go to sleep, my dreams cant be like this.)
Eddsters(皇馬球迷)：講真，我們現在是贏不了三冠王了吧…(Well, we can't win the treble now.)
re-laxx(皇馬球迷)：國王杯嘛，怎麼能算重大賽事？當然我們奪冠的時候除外。(Copa del Rey isn't important to us unless we win it...)
DialSquare (阿森納球迷)：很遺憾不能看到萊加內斯和巴黎的典範對決，也就只能湊合看看皇馬踢巴黎了！(Too bad we don't get to see Leganes vs PSG, guess we'll have to settle with Madrid vs PSG.)
DeezNuts(巴薩球迷)：哈哈，現在我最喜歡的球隊是萊加內斯！這賽季最喜歡的隊好像有點多…(Leganes is my new favorite team, so many new favorite teams this season.)
Ahmed(皇馬球迷)：被萊加內斯淘汰也挺好的，總比再輸給巴薩要強得多吧？其實這是齊祖下的一步大棋！(Better to go out vs Leganes than get humiliated by Barcelona. Zidane playing 4d chess.)
LinXcze(皇馬球迷)：皇馬這場比賽送出了44次傳中，卻只有5次是落在了自己人頭上…(Real Madrid attempted 44 crosses against Leganes and only completed 5.)
_zzd(加拿大球迷)：我就知道齊達內不行！你看人家莫耶斯，當年可都是81次傳中！(Zidane is amateurs. It should be 81 crosses. Moyes style.)
庫鳥首秀小馬哥告別，巴薩2-0西班牙人
TopographyDog(巴薩球迷)：當後衛防守梅西的時候，感覺就像是一條腿的跛子努力想站在吊床上一樣掙扎…(Defenders may feel like a one legged cripple trying to stand up in a hammock when defending Messi.)
TheMexicanJuan(巴薩球迷)：才踢了2分鐘，庫鳥給人的感覺就像在巴薩呆了10年一樣…(2 minutes in and Coutinho is already playing like he's been here for 10 years!)
delayT3(利物浦球迷)：分手後的微笑,只是用來掩蓋疼痛的心痕。(I fake a smile to you but feel sorrow in my heart.)
Othersidegi(巴薩球迷)：這賽季，烏姆蒂蒂就是最好的後衛！(Name a better defender than umtiti this season…)
Vicribator(皇馬球迷)：明明是本澤馬，你沒見他給皇馬對手那麼多關鍵解圍嗎？(Benzema, so many vital clearance for many teams against us.)
梅西蘇牙進球，巴薩2-1阿拉維斯
callmeWia(巴薩球迷)：梅西這場狀態真是不行…也就湊合進個致勝任意球，趕緊把調整狀態應戰瓦倫西亞吧…(Messi was kinda off this game...might just score this free kick to win then go home and concentrate on the Valencia game)
monkeyDteach(利物浦球迷)：人牆裡只有一個人沒跳，而梅西的射門就恰好從他頭上飛過去了，這是怎麼做到的…(Only one defender did not jump and messi hits it over him. How??
TheMexicanJuan(巴薩球迷)：只有當布斯克茨不上場的時候，你才會明白他才是真大神…(You only realize Busquets is a God until he's not playing.)
(圖)布馮剛剛度過了40歲生日！