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笑哭!看完這些神邏輯漫畫,整個人都神清氣爽了

難得的小長假,今天雙語君(微信ID:Chinadaily_Mobile)帶大家看些好玩的……

從小到大,我們看過無數動畫和漫畫,你有沒有發現,有一些邏輯上可以說是十分感人了……

Boredpanda就做了一個全面的盤點,簡直笑哭。

1

Naked all day, wearing clothes at the beach.

一整天都光著,在沙灘上反倒穿上了衣服。

2

Listens to music with his eyes. Explain this...

用他的眼睛聽音樂。能解釋下麼……

3

Says you are the love of his life. Forgets what you look like and has to put a shoe on every girl in the kingdom.

口口聲聲說你是他的畢生摯愛,卻忘了你長啥樣,

非得讓整個國家的女孩試鞋。

4

Nobody in the whole kingdom has the same shoe size. Seriously?

全國都沒有人和灰姑娘穿一樣大的鞋?你是認真的嗎?

5

Both are dogs. One is a pet and the other one is the owner.

同樣是狗,差別咋這麼大呢……一個是寵物,

另一個卻是主人。

6

They can't get out?

他們真出不去?

7

Minnie Mouse gets afraid of mice even if she's also a mouse.

米妮被耗子嚇到,它明明也是老鼠啊……

8

What kind of science is this?

這是什麼操作?

9

Want to make it obvious that two characters are married? Make them look like brother and sister.

怎樣讓兩個人一看上去就知道他們是夫妻?讓他們看起來像兄妹/姐弟吧。

10

The three little pigs have their father hanging on the wall.

三隻小豬把爸爸掛在了牆上。

11

How does the kid put his shirt on?

講真,這孩子咋穿上T恤的?

12

Gravity won't work until you look down.

只要不往下看,重力就不起作用。

13

If slipper was a perfect fit, how did it slip off?

要是鞋特別合腳,咋還會掉呢?

網友:可能是汗腳……

14

Let's rock, scissor, paper for it. Scissors beat paper!

石頭剪刀布吧。哇,剪刀贏了布!

15

How does his glasses stay on without nose or support?

沒有耳朵,沒有鼻子,眼鏡是咋戴住的?

16

Father and daughter

爸爸和女兒

網友:你得看她媽是誰……

17

So did they have hair?

所以,他們到底有沒有頭髮?

被電後

平時

18

What doesn't kill you deforms your body.

能拍扁你,卻殺不死你。

19

This is a horse. Your argument is invalid.

這是一匹馬。不接受反駁。

20

Powers can't pass through gloves-can pass through shoes easily.

(艾莎)的力量穿不透手套,卻能輕鬆愉快地穿透鞋子。

看完了上面這些感人的動畫邏輯,是不是笑得很開心!

下麵,雙語君(微信ID:Chinadaily_Mobile)再為大家送上幾碗雞湯,一起來讀讀漫畫、動畫中那些富有哲理的句子,相信你一定會有所感悟的。

Calvin: "If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I'll bet they'd live a lot differently."

凱文:“如果人們可以每天晚上坐在外面,看看天上的繁星,我敢說他們的生活一定會有所不同。”

Hobbes: "How so?"

哈貝:“怎麼會這樣呢?”

Calvin: "Well, when you look into infinity, you realize that there are more important things than what people do all day."

凱文:“嗯,當你仰望無盡的星空,你會意識到,這世上有太多事比我們整天忙活的事情更重要。”

——《凱文和小老虎哈貝》

Calvin and Hobbes

Alice: "What road do I take?"

愛麗絲:“我該走哪條路?”

Cheshire Cat: "Well where are you going?"

柴郡貓:“嗯,你要去哪兒?”

Alice: "I don't know."

愛麗絲:“我不知道。”

Cheshire Cat: "Then it doesn't matter. If you don't know where you are going, any road will get you there."

柴郡貓:“那就無所謂了。如果你不知道要去哪兒,哪條路都行得通。”

——《愛麗絲漫遊仙境》

Alice in Wonderland

Do you ever think about what it's all about?

你有沒有想過這一切的意義究竟是什麼?

Why are we here? What's the plan?

為什麼我們在這裡?有什麼計畫?

You know, what's the meaning of it all?

你知道嗎,人生的意義何在?

I don't know. Just being here with you is all the meaning I need.

我不知道。我只要和你在一起,就夠了。

Jiminy Cricket: A conscience is that still, small voice that people won't listen to.

匹諾曹的蟋蟀:良心就是很多人不會聽從的小小的安靜的呼喚。

Rafiki: Oh yes, the past can hurt. But the way I see it you can either run from it or learn from it.

狒狒長老拉飛奇:往事會讓人心痛。但在我看來,你可以選擇逃避,也可以從中領悟到什麼。

Mulan: You're at peace because you know it’s okay to be afraid.

木蘭:因為懂得害怕沒什麼大不了,所以你的內心才是平靜的。

March Hare: If you don't think, then you shouldn't talk.

三月兔:不思考,就別說話。

Are you crying?

你是哭了嗎?

No, I'm having an allergic reaction.

我沒哭,只是過敏了。

To what?

對什麼過敏?

To life.

生活。

看了這麼多,哪條讓你印象深刻呢?歡迎留言討論~

編輯:唐曉敏

15

How does his glasses stay on without nose or support?

沒有耳朵,沒有鼻子,眼鏡是咋戴住的?

16

Father and daughter

爸爸和女兒

網友:你得看她媽是誰……

17

So did they have hair?

所以,他們到底有沒有頭髮?

被電後

平時

18

What doesn't kill you deforms your body.

能拍扁你,卻殺不死你。

19

This is a horse. Your argument is invalid.

這是一匹馬。不接受反駁。

20

Powers can't pass through gloves-can pass through shoes easily.

(艾莎)的力量穿不透手套,卻能輕鬆愉快地穿透鞋子。

看完了上面這些感人的動畫邏輯,是不是笑得很開心!

下麵,雙語君(微信ID:Chinadaily_Mobile)再為大家送上幾碗雞湯,一起來讀讀漫畫、動畫中那些富有哲理的句子,相信你一定會有所感悟的。

Calvin: "If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I'll bet they'd live a lot differently."

凱文:“如果人們可以每天晚上坐在外面,看看天上的繁星,我敢說他們的生活一定會有所不同。”

Hobbes: "How so?"

哈貝:“怎麼會這樣呢?”

Calvin: "Well, when you look into infinity, you realize that there are more important things than what people do all day."

凱文:“嗯,當你仰望無盡的星空,你會意識到,這世上有太多事比我們整天忙活的事情更重要。”

——《凱文和小老虎哈貝》

Calvin and Hobbes

Alice: "What road do I take?"

愛麗絲:“我該走哪條路?”

Cheshire Cat: "Well where are you going?"

柴郡貓:“嗯,你要去哪兒?”

Alice: "I don't know."

愛麗絲:“我不知道。”

Cheshire Cat: "Then it doesn't matter. If you don't know where you are going, any road will get you there."

柴郡貓:“那就無所謂了。如果你不知道要去哪兒,哪條路都行得通。”

——《愛麗絲漫遊仙境》

Alice in Wonderland

Do you ever think about what it's all about?

你有沒有想過這一切的意義究竟是什麼?

Why are we here? What's the plan?

為什麼我們在這裡?有什麼計畫?

You know, what's the meaning of it all?

你知道嗎,人生的意義何在?

I don't know. Just being here with you is all the meaning I need.

我不知道。我只要和你在一起,就夠了。

Jiminy Cricket: A conscience is that still, small voice that people won't listen to.

匹諾曹的蟋蟀:良心就是很多人不會聽從的小小的安靜的呼喚。

Rafiki: Oh yes, the past can hurt. But the way I see it you can either run from it or learn from it.

狒狒長老拉飛奇:往事會讓人心痛。但在我看來,你可以選擇逃避,也可以從中領悟到什麼。

Mulan: You're at peace because you know it’s okay to be afraid.

木蘭:因為懂得害怕沒什麼大不了,所以你的內心才是平靜的。

March Hare: If you don't think, then you shouldn't talk.

三月兔:不思考,就別說話。

Are you crying?

你是哭了嗎?

No, I'm having an allergic reaction.

我沒哭,只是過敏了。

To what?

對什麼過敏?

To life.

生活。

看了這麼多,哪條讓你印象深刻呢?歡迎留言討論~

編輯:唐曉敏