英語幽默閱讀和完成句子 一句話讓故事反轉
閱讀題目， 選擇你認為最幽默的選項。 注意， 沒有標準答案， 開心就好。
1] He was an all-known man, who neither drank nor smoked but worked hard for his country till he died. He loved his girl friend very much and died with her in the same place. He was______
A．Hilter〔希特勒〕 B. A hero 〔英雄〕 C. Fighter 〔鬥士〕
2] A man and a woman always control me! They order me to do something or other things but they never pay me! When I do something that they don’e like, they will call me names. I have little right to choose what I want to eat , what I want to wear or where I want to go. However, I can not say no! They are my _______
A． friends B. parents C. bosses
語法提示：
[1]call me names 罵我
[2] what+句子， 表示 “所……， ……東西/事情”， 比如what I want to eat， 我想吃的東西
[where]＋句子， 表示“某個地方”：
where I live 我居住的地方
3] Here there are many such persons:
Those who murdered others
Those who stole others’ things
Those who cheated others of their money
Those who maltreated their parents
This is a_______
A．wild world B．big prison C．training school
語法提示：those who定語從句重要句型， 意思是那些怎麼樣的人
Those who murdered others 那些謀殺別人的人
4] 選擇一個選項， 讓喜劇變成悲劇
They will have a talk show, which is said to enable them to earn lots of money. Many friends, relatives and banks are willing to lend them much money. Now, everything is ready, and the tickets are on sale. From the beginning to the last day, they have successfully sold______
A． a ticket B. many tickets C. no tickets
詞彙和語法：
enable……en＋able， 使得能夠
relatives 親戚
be on sale 在出售
作者的答案：
1] A 希特勒 2] B父母親 3] B 大監獄 4] A 一張票