墊場： #足總杯 切爾西 1-0 曼聯
[–]chrjdprtkl 665 points 1 day ago
"90+3' Batshuayi replaces Costa" Conte's signature move to finish off the game.
“補時第3分鐘， 巴舒亞伊換下科斯塔”， 孔蒂的招牌終結技， 比賽到此結束。
[–]【Chelsea】isrly_eder 286 points 1 day ago
the human full time whistle
人肉終場哨
[–]【Chelsea】Banana_massacre 132 points 1 day ago
Bats is the new Mikel
巴舒就是新米克爾
[–]【Chelsea】boobka 89 points 1 day ago
That's the mic drop move.
到這裡， 解說員就可以拿下麥克風了。
[–]【Manchester United】spoofex 1046 points 1 day ago
People talk about the need to replace Carrick. I am more terrified of when Valencias battery finally runs out. The guy runs an entire wing on his own for 90 minutes.
大家都在談需要找個人頂替卡裡克了。 我更害怕的是瓦倫西亞到時候油盡燈枯。 這傢伙可是能一個人自顧自跑上90分鐘的。
[–]【Chelsea】Banana_massacre 402 points 1 day ago
Valencia was huge for you
瓦倫對你魔可是老重要了
[–]【Manchester United】A_Bumder 298 points 1 day ago
He is every single game
每一場都是
[–]【Liverpool】wyetye 57 points 1 day ago
How olds he now? At least 30?
他幾歲了？起碼30了吧？
[–]【Manchester United】Blazing_7 205 points 1 day ago
31, turning 32 in August. He still has the physicality of a player in his prime.
31， 8月份就32了。 他現在這身體還是跟巔峰期時一樣好。
[–]【Chelsea】Netherdrake081 199 points 1 day ago
Rojo and Valenica were both great today.
羅霍和瓦倫西亞今天都很棒。
[–]【Newcastle United】GratedBubble 279 points 1 day ago
I could watch Rojo annoy Costa all day.
看羅霍和科斯塔互搞我能看一天。
[–]Razzler1973 118 points 1 day ago
I think deep down Costa loves that kind of niggling battle with a defender
我覺得科斯塔內心深處還是很喜歡跟後衛這麼搞來搞去的
[–]【Chapecoense】tm1087 70 points 1 day ago
They are perfect for each other.
一對歡喜冤家。
[–]【Manchester United】envague 482 points 1 day ago
Well, there goes our quadruple.
好了， 我魔的四冠王這下就沒希望了。
[–]【Liverpool】decentpants 321 points 1 day ago
Kante is just incredible
坎特真是神了
[–]【Manchester United】Ijustwantahotpocket 152 points 1 day ago
FFS he didn't even look tired after the game
你妹的比賽結束後也看不出他有一點累
[–]【Manchester United】LollipopScientist 71 points 1 day ago
No sweat on his face after the match. The man is a robot.
比賽後臉上一點汗都沒有。 這貨是個機器人吧。
REPLAY： 坎特破門， 切爾西1-0領先
[–]【Chelsea】godofh3ll 579 points 1 day ago
Conte last week: Kante is better at me than everything, except maybe shooting.
Kante: hold my beer.
上周的孔蒂：坎特什麼都比我強， 可能射門除外。
坎特：拿好我的飲料。
[–]【Tottenham Hotspur】20one21 1291 points 1 day ago
Every game he just becomes more and more of a bargain
每打一場比賽就越發覺得坎特是一筆超值交易
[–]【Chelsea】NotClayMerritt 377 points 1 day ago
Kante is the biggest £32m bargain in football history. Quite remarkable.
坎特是足球史上最超值的3200萬交易。 無敵了。
[–]【France】adoxographyadlibitum 332 points 1 day ago
Aguero cost about that, didn't he? However, £32m used to go a lot further than it does now. Now it gets you Granit Xhaka.
阿圭羅也是這個價吧？不過那時候3200萬可比現在致歉多了。 現在這個數也就夠買一個格蘭尼特-紮卡。
[–]【Arsenal】jdmgf5 387 points 1 day ago
Or Ngolo Kante...
或者一個恩戈洛-坎特……
[–]Jawileth 170 points 1 day ago
Mane for £34m isn't so bad either.
3400萬馬內也不錯的。
[–]【Tottenham Hotspur】Dannage888 776 points 1 day ago
The opposite of Pogba
反柏格巴
[–]【Derby County】MechanicMonkey 1314 points 1 day ago
Abgop?
巴格博？
[–]【Arsenal】Bout_It_Bout_It 404 points 1 day ago
This is so stupid and funny at the same time.
這個笑話真是又蠢又萌。
[–]ddeng22 225 points 1 day ago
The Kawhi Leonard of the EPL
英超版的倫納德
[–]【Chelsea】necropolus 1498 points 1 day ago
ok kante's just become the ultimate player
好吧坎特現在已經是無敵萬能球員了
[–]【Manchester City】RektSquared 759 points 1 day ago
N'goalo
進球咯-坎特
[–]【Manchester United】sizzlelikeasnail 327 points 1 day ago
I don't understand how the fuck he's so good.
我真心不明白為什麼他會這麼屌。
[–]【Manchester United】StarLordOMT 186 points 1 day ago
No one does
沒人明白
[–]【Aston Villa】berober04 224 points 1 day ago
But he gets people going
但他能讓大家明白
[–]【Chelsea】throwaway89429093 134 points 1 day ago
Just last week people were saying on here that he needs to improve his shooting and now...
上周大家才在說他需要提高一下射門能力， 這就……
[–]【Arsenal】vanadiumdioxide 299 points 1 day ago
Kante browses r/soccer confirmed
坎特肯定沒事就上虎撲
[–]【Manchester City】Serg10Aguero 1038 points 1 day ago
Both goals he's scored are against United lol
他這倆進球都是進在曼聯身上了哈哈哈
[–]【Manchester City】reyforapps 736 points 1 day ago
With Pogba on him as well. It is like he is trying to show who is the better midfielder.
還都是柏格巴在防他。 感覺像是他在較勁到底誰更強。
[–]【Bayern München】Lalelu1 519 points 1 day ago
Is anyone questioning it right now?
現在還有任何人有疑問嗎？
[–]【Manchester United】digitag 662 points 1 day ago
No.
Kante is probably POTY at this stage.
沒。
照這個進度坎特可能是年度最佳了。
[–]【Arsenal】blushingorange 364 points 1 day ago
I'd say Jack Rodwell's still in with a shout to be fair.
我要說一句， 羅德維爾講真還是很有機會的。
[–]【Chelsea】RangerWhisky 464 points 1 day ago
Was always gonna happen in a 12 against 10.
12打10， 這個你擋也擋不住的。
[–]【Arsenal】golf_clap_masta 399 points 1 day ago
I can't tell if this is a Kante joke or a referee joke but I like it
我都不知道這到底是坎特梗還是裁判梗， 不過我很喜歡
[–]【Chelsea】MargaritasArentGay 630 points 1 day ago
No dabs, no fancy hair cuts.
沒有dab舞， 沒有花哨的髮型。
[–]【Montreal Impact】Atheldemic 402 points 1 day ago
A third of the price..
三分之一的價格……
[–]【Arsenal】Zizouhimovic 254 points 1 day ago
and half the height
一半的身高
[–]【Real Madrid】Extravaganzar 703 points 1 day ago
Kante > Pogba
坎特 > 柏格巴
[–]【Manchester United】Savage9645 401 points 1 day ago
As if this was even a debate. Pretty much all United fans know this.
這根本就沒爭議。 基本所有的曼聯球迷都知道。
ON： 萊斯特城 2-0 （總比分：3-2） 塞維利亞
[–]【Chelsea】IHaveNussingToSay 2338 points 8 hours ago
Sevilla do know that losing today doesn't put them in the Europa League, right?
大塞維確定知道今天輸掉是不能打歐聯杯的吧？
[–]【Chelsea】Martin5hkreli 488 points 8 hours ago
That's actually a solid point. How much money do you win if you progress to the QFs of the Champions League, versus even making the final of the Europa?
這點真是一點沒錯。 要是進到歐冠1/4決賽你能賺多少， 進到歐聯決賽你又能賺多少？
[–]【Portugal】ChronicTheOne 327 points 8 hours ago
I am sure you make more going through the playoffs of the champs versus winning Europa League (it wouldn't even make sense otherwise), bit don't have the figures on me now.
我確定進到歐冠淘汰賽要比拿到歐聯冠軍掙得多（不然完全不合理啊）， 不過現在還不是很清楚確切獎金是多少。
編輯：歐冠16強-600萬
歐聯冠軍-650萬
[–]【England】badebola 254 points 8 hours ago
This doesn't factor in matchday revenue. More games = more revenue.
這並不影響你的比賽日收入。
[–]【Portugal】ChronicTheOne 114 points 7 hours ago
You make loads of money from TV rights and wins on Champions.
歐冠你贏球的轉播費和獎金多也超多。
[–]【Leicester City】chornu 1235 points 8 hours ago
Kante was there to support them. Makes me so happy.
坎特去了現場挺兄弟們。 看到這一幕好開心。
[–]Thehunterforce 721 points 7 hours ago
Well he happened to go on his evening run tonight so he just popped by.
他只是晚上出去夜跑了而已， 正好跑到了萊斯特那邊。
[–]【Chelsea】NotClayMerritt 127 points 6 hours ago
This is true. Word is that he was taking his normal jog from London to Newcastle every day but stopped in Leicester for a pie at a pie shop that he would visit every day last season but on his way there he noticed Leicester were playing and decided to pop in and see what was happening.
真實的故事。 傳說他每天都從倫敦跑步去紐卡斯爾， 但是會在萊斯特稍作停留， 去一家餅店買個派， 就是他上賽季每天都去的那家。 但是今天他在路上聽到萊斯特有比賽， 所以決定去看看。
[–]【Bayern München】pixelperfect3 1502 points 8 hours ago
How appropriate that the German, Spanish, Italian AND the English Champions are in the quarter finals of the Champions League
德國、西班牙、義大利和英格蘭冠軍都進入了歐冠1/4決賽， 正點
[–]【Millonarios】atropicalpenguin 1642 points 8 hours ago
PSG died for this.
大巴黎關榮犧牲。
[–]【Paris Saint-Germain】DonniesGoldenShowers 165 points 7 hours ago
:(
[–]ShowdowninFlavortown 227 points 8 hours ago
Missing the French champions...
法甲冠軍缺席了……
[–]【England】Person_of_Earth 672 points 8 hours ago
I don't think anyone ever misses the French.
我不覺得有任何人會想念法甲冠軍。
[–]【Atlanta United FC】-achtungbaby- 1969 points 8 hours ago
Great seeing Kante in the stands cheering on his old team. What a story!
看到坎特在看臺上為老夥計們加油真是太棒了。 多好的故事！
[–]zistu 2683 points 8 hours ago
Not surprised. It's Kante. He's everywhere.
絲毫不意外。 這是坎特。 他無處不在。
[–]【Birmingham City】connorcam 197 points 8 hours ago
He's going to run home to London tonight
今晚他還要跑步回倫敦
[–]【Chelsea】InfinitySlayer8 288 points 9 hours ago
"Eh, I could probably write a script like this" -Shakespeare
“額， 我差不多能寫出這樣的劇本來”——莎士比亞
[–]【Fiorentina】elmadrigal 888 points 9 hours ago
The Spirit of the Ramos doesn't live in Sevilla
塞維利亞並沒有保留拉莫斯的精髓
[–]mutuleel 169 points 9 hours ago
Nzonzi fucked up big
恩宗齊糗大了
[–]【Fiorentina】elmadrigal 172 points 9 hours ago
Don't know why he was chosen to shoot when they had a specialist in Jovetic
不明白為啥要讓他來罰， 不是有點球專家約維蒂奇嗎
[–]【Real Madrid】TomasRoncero 111 points 8 hours ago
From the radio feed apparently no one stepped up except Nzonzi
聽廣播說除了恩宗齊沒人有種罰
[–]【Manchester United】obadetona 3854 points 9 hours ago
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Claudio Ranieri the Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the top 4 would tell you. It’s a grassroots legend. Claudio Ranieri was a manager of Leicester City, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the ball to go into any opposition's net… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from being sacked. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice sacked him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from the sack, but not himself.
你有聽說過大賢者克勞迪奧-拉涅利的悲劇故事嗎？我想你沒有。 這是一段四大豪門永遠都不會對你講述的故事， 這是一段平民的傳奇。 克勞迪奧-拉涅利是萊斯特城的主帥， 充滿了力量和智慧， 他能運用原力讓球飛入對方的球網……他對原力的黑暗面有著充足的知識， 他甚至可以讓自己所關心的人保住在球隊中的性命。 原力的黑暗面能讓你永遠很多能力， 那些被認為是大自然禁忌的能力。 他變得如此強大……他唯一關心的就是失去他的力量， 但最終， 無法避免的，他失去了力量，不幸的是，他把自己所知道的一切都交給了他的弟子，他的弟子們在他熟睡時奪取了他在球隊的性命。太諷刺了。他能拯救其他人的性命，卻無法拯救自己。
[–]【KV Mechelen】Detective_Fallacy 854 points 9 hours ago
Is it possible to learn this power?
有可能學到他的力量嗎？
[–]【LA Galaxy】Vagabond21 1561 points 9 hours ago*
not from wenger
反正跟溫格是學不到的
[–]【Arsenal】Cere_BRO 431 points 8 hours ago
Come on, not being sacked is literally THE thing you can learn from Wenger!
馬丹，永不下課大概是你跟著溫格唯一能學到的東西吧！
[–]【France】pimpsquadforlife 1429 points 9 hours ago*
Watch out Barcelona, watch out Madrid, hell even Munich and Turin should watch out. Vardy party might be coming to town.
巴賽隆納小心了，馬德里小心了，上帝啊慕尼克和都靈也要小心了。瓦爾迪要進村了。
[–]【Liverpool】HowlinHoosier 753 points 9 hours ago
shakespeare and the boys are coming in hot
莎士比亞男孩強勢來襲
[–]【Zamalek SC】midoman111 314 points 9 hours ago
"Insert random quote from Macbeth here"
“此處插入任何馬克白臺詞”
[–]PM_ME_FEISTY_BUTTS 605 points 9 hours ago
"Pretend to recognize quote from Macbeth"
“假裝知道馬克白的臺詞”
[–]【Manchester United】envague 699 points 9 hours ago
Kanté is going to look pretty silly passing up a Champions League medal for another one from the Premier League.
為了另一塊英超冠軍獎牌，放棄了一塊歐冠冠軍獎牌，這麼下去坎特看起來會有點蠢啊。
[–]【Manchester United】Turaisk 101 points 8 hours ago
Probably tripled his wages as well tbf
說實話人家可能已經拿到3倍薪水了
[–]【Pumas】Man0nTheMoon915 179 points 9 hours ago
N'Golo Kante at King Power Stadium celebrating with Leicester!
恩戈洛-坎特在王權球場和萊斯特一同慶祝勝利！
[–]【Southampton】Jerseylad26 414 points 9 hours ago
8 years ago today, Leicester were playing Millwall away in the third tier of English football.
Now they're in the fucking top 8 of all of Europe
8年前的今天，萊斯特還在英格蘭第三級別聯賽客場打米爾沃爾。
現在他們是全歐前8的球隊
[–]【Leicester City】Executioner_Smough 390 points 9 hours ago*
2 months ago, we were also playing Millwall away.
(We lost against 10 men).
This result was slightly better!
2個月前，我們也在客場打了米爾沃爾。
（我們輸給了10人的對手）。
今天的結果要稍微好一些！
[–]【Middlesbrough】DrRedOrDead 1876 points 9 hours ago
Leicester doing what Arsenal failed to do so many times.
萊斯特做到阿森納多少次都做不到的事。
[–]【Feyenoord】Feij 5866 points 9 hours agox4
Fire the manager?
炒掉主教練？
[–]【Luxembourg】Chillah89 802 points 9 hours ago
Wow
哇
[–]tapped21 242 points 9 hours ago
Too soon
黑子來得太快就像龍捲風
[–]【England】beckham_34 111 points 9 hours ago
Breaking: Wenger fired after reddit comment inspires Arsenal board
突發：阿森納董事層受到虎撲評論啟發，怒炒溫格
[–]TheMessiah24 1017 points 9 hours ago
Congratulations Real Madrid for getting Leicester City in the quarter final.
恭喜皇馬1/4決賽抽到萊斯特城。
[–]abysmalshambles 509 points 9 hours ago
Congratulations? More like "my condolences".
恭喜？是默哀吧。
[–]【Real Madrid】rafael23 267 points 9 hours ago
Hmmm please no
恩……還是不要了吧
[–]【England】WalkingCloud 2844 points 9 hours ago
Let's be honest, if the 15th placed La Liga team beat the 3rd placed Premier League team, the 'lol PL so overrated' circlejerk here would be unprecedented.
好好說，要是一支西甲15的球隊贏了英超第3的球隊，“哈哈哈大英糙就是個笑話”肯定要滿天飛了。
[–]【Manchester City】punindya 913 points 9 hours ago
I can't wait to hear what these smug liga fans have to say now.
等不及聽聽現在西甲那些噴子要怎麼說了。
[–]【Newcastle United】Woodstovia 787 points 9 hours ago
F-face Barca and see what happens!!
打打巴薩看看到底什麼水準！！
[–]【Chelsea】jnxu 922 points 9 hours ago
UEFA happens.
被乾爹的水準。
[–]【Bayern München】darksouls224 253 points 9 hours ago
Leicester City and memes, name a more iconic duo I'll wait
萊斯特城和梗玩年，說個比這更搭的給我聽聽
[–]【Catalonia】Volitient 487 points 9 hours ago
Barcelona and UEFA
巴賽隆納和歐足聯
[–]【Liverpool】Tsubasa_sama 232 points 9 hours ago
Manchester United and 6th
曼徹斯特聯和打歐聯
[–]CthulhuStankBreath 49 points 9 hours ago
Ribery and underage prostitutes
裡貝裡和未成年
[–]【Liverpool】TrentAlexanderArnold 271 points 9 hours ago
Vardy must be relieved he didn't go to Arsenal
瓦爾迪肯定很慶倖自己沒去阿森納
ON： AS摩納哥 3-1 （總比分：6-6） 曼徹斯特城
[–]【Barcelona】HippoBigga 113 points 7 hours ago
What really impresses me is that Monaco's starting XI's average age is 24.1
真正讓我眼前一亮的是摩納哥的首發11人平均年齡只有24.1歲
[–]【RC Strasbourg】Weale 198 points 7 hours ago
Imagine spending 200m on defenders and putting Clichy-Stones in the CL.
想像一下在後衛身上花了2億，最後歐冠上了克利希和斯通斯。
[–]【Baghdad】DannyHouellebecq 310 points 7 hours ago
Anyone reckon Monaco is the only club in the world where the fans mock the players for being poor?
"He's only on €100,000 a week, Evgeniy, he must be shit".
有沒有人發現摩納哥是世界上唯一一支，球迷會嘲笑球員太窮的豪門嗎？
“妹子，這貨一周只能賺10萬歐，肯定是個垃圾”。
[–]【Leicester City】freezingbyzantium 1219 points 6 hours ago
Don't worry lads, we've got this.
弟兄們別擔心，大哥罩著你們呢。
[–]【Bayern München】Immediateload 192 points 5 hours ago
What's your idea draw on Friday?
週五抽籤怎麼看？
[–]【Leicester City】freezingbyzantium 844 points 5 hours ago
Would've been Man City to be honest, the useless fuckers. Maybe one of the Madrid teams now.
本來是想抽曼城的，一堆廢柴。現在可能要馬德里隨機了吧。
[–]【Middlesbrough】crypticsquid 147 points 5 hours ago
Not think you could beat Monaco/Dortmund?
沒信心幹過摩納哥或者多特嗎？
[–]【Leicester City】freezingbyzantium 610 points 5 hours ago
Madrid would be a nice away day. Maybe we could beat all 4 Spanish teams sequentially too, that'd be nice.
去馬德里打客場很美啊。也許我們能連續拿下4支西甲球隊，那就美如畫了。
[–]【Liverpool】In_Panopticon 2191 points 6 hours ago
Monaco are so young and talented it's stupid
摩納哥的青年才俊強到傻啊
[–]abysmalshambles 480 points 7 hours ago
Reddit in 2022: Remember the Monaco team 2016/17?
Top comment: This team was crazy good. Mbappé, Fabinho, Sidibé, Bernardo Silva, Mendy and Falcao all playing in the same team.
2022年話題區：誰還記得2016-17賽季的摩納哥？
最亮的評論：這支球隊強瘋了。姆巴佩、法比尼奧、西迪貝、貝爾納多-席爾瓦、門迪還有法爾考都在同一支球隊。
[–]【Tuvalu】Odolan 193 points 7 hours ago
Don't forget Thomas Lemar. He's the best.
別忘了勒瑪律。他是最棒的。
[–]【Manchester City】RektSquared 29 points 6 hours ago
And Bakayoyo
還有巴卡約科
[–]【AC Milan】Seansz 868 points 7 hours ago
It's like 2004 all over again, Leicester - Monaco in the final
有點像是2004年重現，萊斯特-摩納哥會師決賽
[–]【Bayern München】dwrooll 502 points 7 hours ago
They remind me of Dortmund's squad a few years ago with Hummels, Sahin, Gotze, Lewandowski etc.
讓我想到了幾年前那支多特陣容，胡梅爾斯、沙欣、格策、萊萬多夫斯基什麼的。
[–]【West Ham United】Lovebanter 1191 points 7 hours ago
Reminds me of West hams squad never
並沒有讓我想到任何一支西漢姆聯陣容
[–]GeoffGBiz 539 points 7 hours ago
Dude. West Ham had a young Rio Ferdinand, Frank Lampard, Joe Cole, Defoe and Michael Carrick all around the same time.
哥們兒。西漢姆曾經同時擁有年輕的斐迪南、蘭帕德、喬科爾、狄福和卡裡克。
[–]【Liverpool】decentpants 2831 points 7 hours ago
Leicester city to represent england all the way
萊斯特要一路carry英超了
[–]【Liverpool】_cumblast_ 574 points 7 hours ago
imagine if rostov knocks utd out now
想像一下要是現在羅斯托夫把曼聯幹掉了
[–]【Wales】Emptysighsandwine 699 points 7 hours ago
Let's not. It's time to laugh at City at the moment!
先不要了吧。現在讓我們先盡情嘲笑曼城！
[–]【Rostov】*河蟹*monmmm 108 points 7 hours ago
2017 UEFA Super Cup: Leicester vs Rostov
2017歐洲超級杯：萊斯特 vs 羅斯托夫
[–]【Republic of Ireland】ModricTHFC 1248 points 7 hours ago
"Leicester are going to embarrass England in the Champion's League"
“萊斯特要在歐冠給英格蘭丟人了”
[–]【Real Madrid】kile35 469 points 7 hours ago
They are the only ones that don't follow Brexit.
他們是至今唯一一個還沒有脫歐的。
[–]【Manchester City】saywhatagain_ 1491 points 7 hours ago
[–]【Liverpool】L33TF0X 593 points 7 hours ago
obligatory:
順手：
[–]【Manchester United】SkyBlocked 1779 points 7 hours ago*
Leicester made it futher than any English team in the Champions League. They said their story was done after they won the league, well it just developed another plot.
萊斯特是英超球隊在歐冠走得最遠的一個。他們還說他們的故事在英超奪冠之後就結束了，好吧現在又有續集了。
[–]【Real Madrid】kile35 308 points 7 hours ago
Leicester City: A New Champion
Leicester City: The English Strike Back
Leicester City: Return of the Champions
萊斯特城：新冠軍
萊斯特城：大英反擊戰
萊斯特城：冠軍歸來（星戰梗）
[–]【Corinthians】plata_o_pomo 755 points 7 hours ago
Leicester City: Return of the Champions
Leicester City: Return to the Championship
萊斯特城：冠軍歸來
萊斯特城：重回英冠
往期傳聲筒：
無法避免的，他失去了力量，不幸的是，他把自己所知道的一切都交給了他的弟子，他的弟子們在他熟睡時奪取了他在球隊的性命。太諷刺了。他能拯救其他人的性命，卻無法拯救自己。[–]【KV Mechelen】Detective_Fallacy 854 points 9 hours ago
Is it possible to learn this power?
有可能學到他的力量嗎？
[–]【LA Galaxy】Vagabond21 1561 points 9 hours ago*
not from wenger
反正跟溫格是學不到的
[–]【Arsenal】Cere_BRO 431 points 8 hours ago
Come on, not being sacked is literally THE thing you can learn from Wenger!
馬丹，永不下課大概是你跟著溫格唯一能學到的東西吧！
[–]【France】pimpsquadforlife 1429 points 9 hours ago*
Watch out Barcelona, watch out Madrid, hell even Munich and Turin should watch out. Vardy party might be coming to town.
巴賽隆納小心了，馬德里小心了，上帝啊慕尼克和都靈也要小心了。瓦爾迪要進村了。
[–]【Liverpool】HowlinHoosier 753 points 9 hours ago
shakespeare and the boys are coming in hot
莎士比亞男孩強勢來襲
[–]【Zamalek SC】midoman111 314 points 9 hours ago
"Insert random quote from Macbeth here"
“此處插入任何馬克白臺詞”
[–]PM_ME_FEISTY_BUTTS 605 points 9 hours ago
"Pretend to recognize quote from Macbeth"
“假裝知道馬克白的臺詞”
[–]【Manchester United】envague 699 points 9 hours ago
Kanté is going to look pretty silly passing up a Champions League medal for another one from the Premier League.
為了另一塊英超冠軍獎牌，放棄了一塊歐冠冠軍獎牌，這麼下去坎特看起來會有點蠢啊。
[–]【Manchester United】Turaisk 101 points 8 hours ago
Probably tripled his wages as well tbf
說實話人家可能已經拿到3倍薪水了
[–]【Pumas】Man0nTheMoon915 179 points 9 hours ago
N'Golo Kante at King Power Stadium celebrating with Leicester!
恩戈洛-坎特在王權球場和萊斯特一同慶祝勝利！
[–]【Southampton】Jerseylad26 414 points 9 hours ago
8 years ago today, Leicester were playing Millwall away in the third tier of English football.
Now they're in the fucking top 8 of all of Europe
8年前的今天，萊斯特還在英格蘭第三級別聯賽客場打米爾沃爾。
現在他們是全歐前8的球隊
[–]【Leicester City】Executioner_Smough 390 points 9 hours ago*
2 months ago, we were also playing Millwall away.
(We lost against 10 men).
This result was slightly better!
2個月前，我們也在客場打了米爾沃爾。
（我們輸給了10人的對手）。
今天的結果要稍微好一些！
[–]【Middlesbrough】DrRedOrDead 1876 points 9 hours ago
Leicester doing what Arsenal failed to do so many times.
萊斯特做到阿森納多少次都做不到的事。
[–]【Feyenoord】Feij 5866 points 9 hours agox4
Fire the manager?
炒掉主教練？
[–]【Luxembourg】Chillah89 802 points 9 hours ago
Wow
哇
[–]tapped21 242 points 9 hours ago
Too soon
黑子來得太快就像龍捲風
[–]【England】beckham_34 111 points 9 hours ago
Breaking: Wenger fired after reddit comment inspires Arsenal board
突發：阿森納董事層受到虎撲評論啟發，怒炒溫格
[–]TheMessiah24 1017 points 9 hours ago
Congratulations Real Madrid for getting Leicester City in the quarter final.
恭喜皇馬1/4決賽抽到萊斯特城。
[–]abysmalshambles 509 points 9 hours ago
Congratulations? More like "my condolences".
恭喜？是默哀吧。
[–]【Real Madrid】rafael23 267 points 9 hours ago
Hmmm please no
恩……還是不要了吧
[–]【England】WalkingCloud 2844 points 9 hours ago
Let's be honest, if the 15th placed La Liga team beat the 3rd placed Premier League team, the 'lol PL so overrated' circlejerk here would be unprecedented.
好好說，要是一支西甲15的球隊贏了英超第3的球隊，“哈哈哈大英糙就是個笑話”肯定要滿天飛了。
[–]【Manchester City】punindya 913 points 9 hours ago
I can't wait to hear what these smug liga fans have to say now.
等不及聽聽現在西甲那些噴子要怎麼說了。
[–]【Newcastle United】Woodstovia 787 points 9 hours ago
F-face Barca and see what happens!!
打打巴薩看看到底什麼水準！！
[–]【Chelsea】jnxu 922 points 9 hours ago
UEFA happens.
被乾爹的水準。
[–]【Bayern München】darksouls224 253 points 9 hours ago
Leicester City and memes, name a more iconic duo I'll wait
萊斯特城和梗玩年，說個比這更搭的給我聽聽
[–]【Catalonia】Volitient 487 points 9 hours ago
Barcelona and UEFA
巴賽隆納和歐足聯
[–]【Liverpool】Tsubasa_sama 232 points 9 hours ago
Manchester United and 6th
曼徹斯特聯和打歐聯
[–]CthulhuStankBreath 49 points 9 hours ago
Ribery and underage prostitutes
裡貝裡和未成年
[–]【Liverpool】TrentAlexanderArnold 271 points 9 hours ago
Vardy must be relieved he didn't go to Arsenal
瓦爾迪肯定很慶倖自己沒去阿森納
ON： AS摩納哥 3-1 （總比分：6-6） 曼徹斯特城
[–]【Barcelona】HippoBigga 113 points 7 hours ago
What really impresses me is that Monaco's starting XI's average age is 24.1
真正讓我眼前一亮的是摩納哥的首發11人平均年齡只有24.1歲
[–]【RC Strasbourg】Weale 198 points 7 hours ago
Imagine spending 200m on defenders and putting Clichy-Stones in the CL.
想像一下在後衛身上花了2億，最後歐冠上了克利希和斯通斯。
[–]【Baghdad】DannyHouellebecq 310 points 7 hours ago
Anyone reckon Monaco is the only club in the world where the fans mock the players for being poor?
"He's only on €100,000 a week, Evgeniy, he must be shit".
有沒有人發現摩納哥是世界上唯一一支，球迷會嘲笑球員太窮的豪門嗎？
“妹子，這貨一周只能賺10萬歐，肯定是個垃圾”。
[–]【Leicester City】freezingbyzantium 1219 points 6 hours ago
Don't worry lads, we've got this.
弟兄們別擔心，大哥罩著你們呢。
[–]【Bayern München】Immediateload 192 points 5 hours ago
What's your idea draw on Friday?
週五抽籤怎麼看？
[–]【Leicester City】freezingbyzantium 844 points 5 hours ago
Would've been Man City to be honest, the useless fuckers. Maybe one of the Madrid teams now.
本來是想抽曼城的，一堆廢柴。現在可能要馬德里隨機了吧。
[–]【Middlesbrough】crypticsquid 147 points 5 hours ago
Not think you could beat Monaco/Dortmund?
沒信心幹過摩納哥或者多特嗎？
[–]【Leicester City】freezingbyzantium 610 points 5 hours ago
Madrid would be a nice away day. Maybe we could beat all 4 Spanish teams sequentially too, that'd be nice.
去馬德里打客場很美啊。也許我們能連續拿下4支西甲球隊，那就美如畫了。
[–]【Liverpool】In_Panopticon 2191 points 6 hours ago
Monaco are so young and talented it's stupid
摩納哥的青年才俊強到傻啊
[–]abysmalshambles 480 points 7 hours ago
Reddit in 2022: Remember the Monaco team 2016/17?
Top comment: This team was crazy good. Mbappé, Fabinho, Sidibé, Bernardo Silva, Mendy and Falcao all playing in the same team.
2022年話題區：誰還記得2016-17賽季的摩納哥？
最亮的評論：這支球隊強瘋了。姆巴佩、法比尼奧、西迪貝、貝爾納多-席爾瓦、門迪還有法爾考都在同一支球隊。
[–]【Tuvalu】Odolan 193 points 7 hours ago
Don't forget Thomas Lemar. He's the best.
別忘了勒瑪律。他是最棒的。
[–]【Manchester City】RektSquared 29 points 6 hours ago
And Bakayoyo
還有巴卡約科
[–]【AC Milan】Seansz 868 points 7 hours ago
It's like 2004 all over again, Leicester - Monaco in the final
有點像是2004年重現，萊斯特-摩納哥會師決賽
[–]【Bayern München】dwrooll 502 points 7 hours ago
They remind me of Dortmund's squad a few years ago with Hummels, Sahin, Gotze, Lewandowski etc.
讓我想到了幾年前那支多特陣容，胡梅爾斯、沙欣、格策、萊萬多夫斯基什麼的。
[–]【West Ham United】Lovebanter 1191 points 7 hours ago
Reminds me of West hams squad never
並沒有讓我想到任何一支西漢姆聯陣容
[–]GeoffGBiz 539 points 7 hours ago
Dude. West Ham had a young Rio Ferdinand, Frank Lampard, Joe Cole, Defoe and Michael Carrick all around the same time.
哥們兒。西漢姆曾經同時擁有年輕的斐迪南、蘭帕德、喬科爾、狄福和卡裡克。
[–]【Liverpool】decentpants 2831 points 7 hours ago
Leicester city to represent england all the way
萊斯特要一路carry英超了
[–]【Liverpool】_cumblast_ 574 points 7 hours ago
imagine if rostov knocks utd out now
想像一下要是現在羅斯托夫把曼聯幹掉了
[–]【Wales】Emptysighsandwine 699 points 7 hours ago
Let's not. It's time to laugh at City at the moment!
先不要了吧。現在讓我們先盡情嘲笑曼城！
[–]【Rostov】*河蟹*monmmm 108 points 7 hours ago
2017 UEFA Super Cup: Leicester vs Rostov
2017歐洲超級杯：萊斯特 vs 羅斯托夫
[–]【Republic of Ireland】ModricTHFC 1248 points 7 hours ago
"Leicester are going to embarrass England in the Champion's League"
“萊斯特要在歐冠給英格蘭丟人了”
[–]【Real Madrid】kile35 469 points 7 hours ago
They are the only ones that don't follow Brexit.
他們是至今唯一一個還沒有脫歐的。
[–]【Manchester City】saywhatagain_ 1491 points 7 hours ago
[–]【Liverpool】L33TF0X 593 points 7 hours ago
obligatory:
順手：
[–]【Manchester United】SkyBlocked 1779 points 7 hours ago*
Leicester made it futher than any English team in the Champions League. They said their story was done after they won the league, well it just developed another plot.
萊斯特是英超球隊在歐冠走得最遠的一個。他們還說他們的故事在英超奪冠之後就結束了，好吧現在又有續集了。
[–]【Real Madrid】kile35 308 points 7 hours ago
Leicester City: A New Champion
Leicester City: The English Strike Back
Leicester City: Return of the Champions
萊斯特城：新冠軍
萊斯特城：大英反擊戰
萊斯特城：冠軍歸來（星戰梗）
[–]【Corinthians】plata_o_pomo 755 points 7 hours ago
Leicester City: Return of the Champions
Leicester City: Return to the Championship
萊斯特城：冠軍歸來
萊斯特城：重回英冠
往期傳聲筒：