ON： 西布朗 3-1 阿森納
[–]【Liverpool】trevor_phillips34 3121 points 1 day ago
This is their way of avoiding Bayern next season.
阿森納就指著用這招避免下賽季再碰拜仁了。
[–]【Brisbane Roar】EnigmaticEntity 921 points 1 day ago
Scenes if Bayern finish 3rd in their group haha
想像一下要是到時候拜仁拿了小組第三哈哈
[–]【Bayern München】QuantumCake 592 points 1 day ago
By this point memes > reality, so R16 EL matchup it is
在這個笑話比現實還現實的世界裡， 我們必須要在歐聯杯淘汰賽碰到他廠了
[–]【Arsenal】blushingorange 249 points 1 day ago
Haha you're assuming we'll qualify for EL, that's cute.
你這是覺得我廠穩進歐聯了， 心態是你好。
[–]【Tottenham Hotspur】doctorfunkerton 467 points 1 day ago
（拜仁肯定沒法虐你， 如果你根本都碰不到拜仁）
[–]【West Bromwich Albion】Thromboid 2283 points 1 day ago
At least Arsenal got an away goal, they've still got a chance in the second leg
起碼阿森納有一個客場進球， 第二回合他們還有機會
[–]【Portsmouth】MrPrestige 484 points 1 day ago
It's crucial I tell you. CRUCIAL.
這hin關鍵我告訴你。 hin關鍵。
[–]【Arsenal】Howizzle90 140 points 1 day ago
This was the second leg. We still lose on aggregate :'(
這已經是這賽季第二回合了。 我們總比分輸了 :'(
[–]【Leeds United】bear_sIayer 1004 points 1 day ago
WengerInButAlsoOut
溫格走溫格留， 傻傻分不清楚
[–]【York City】SupermotoSchmidt 1872 points 1 day ago
Tell you what lads, I'm loving this chaper of Fantastic Banter and Where to Find It™
兄弟們說真的， 我太喜歡這期的《神奇笑話在哪裡》了
[–]【Liverpool】RayPissed 186 points 1 day ago
That's gold.
太厲害。
[–]【Manchester United】notarobot45 1392 points 1 day ago
Looking forward to our loss to Middlesbrough tomorrow
期待我們明天輸給米德爾斯堡
[–]【Manchester United】coolylame 739 points 1 day ago
Draw you mean
你應該是說打平吧
[–]larry_b2 828 points 1 day ago
87 shots on target
87次射正
[–]【Manchester United】GiovanniCivello 281 points 1 day ago
Superman keeper incoming.
超人門將正在路上。
[–]【Manchester City】kiriyama 457 points 1 day ago
The straw that breaks the camel's back.
壓垮駱駝的最後一根稻草。
[–]【Arsenal】Jayveesac 801 points 1 day ago
[–]【Bayern München】QuantumCake 274 points 1 day ago
It'd be hilarious if they announce the contract extension now
要是現在宣佈續約就搞笑了
[–]【Manchester City】TheJesterMk2 199 points 1 day ago
If everyone could please remain in your seats for a club announcement. Please welcome your manager for 2017/18...
勞煩各位稍安勿躁， 等待俱樂部最新通知。 歡迎你們2017-18賽季的主教練……
[–]【Derby County】MechanicMonkey 247 points 1 day ago
Johhhnnnn Cennnaaaaaa!!
約翰-塞納！！
[–]【Arsenal】batspace 526 points 1 day ago
We made Craig Dawson look like Sergio fucking Ramos.
我們讓克雷格-道森看起來像他媽的塞爾吉奧-拉莫斯。
[–]【West Bromwich Albion】Thromboid 563 points 1 day ago
Sergio Ramos wishes he was Craig Dawson
拉莫斯做夢都想成為道森好嗎。
[–]【1899 Hoffenheim】my_heroine 311 points 1 day ago
Wonder how United will fuck this up again
好奇曼聯這次要怎麼花樣作死
[–]【Chelsea】bluenokia2 885 points 1 day ago
Arsenal don't deserve CL next season and this could be a good things for the club and the board. Time for a drastic change.
阿森納不配打下賽季的歐冠， 這對俱樂部和董事會來說可能是件好事。 是時候改頭換面了。
[–]【Manchester United】obadetona 591 points 1 day ago*
So true. The best thing that could've happened to Arsenal in the last 10 years is a disaster season. The fact they always get top 4 plus R16 in CL has made them accept mediocrity.
It's funny, Arsenal have finished above us every year since we won the title, yet I feel happier with united at the moment than the average Arsenal fan seems with their club. It seems like the main issue is their lack of intent to do better, whereas we at least seem like we're trying to improve.
真的是。 過去10年裡對阿森納來說可能最好的就是來一個災難般的賽季。 事實上每年都能進前4加上歐冠16強，
很好笑， 在我魔上次奪冠之後每個賽季阿森納的排名都比我們高， 然而比起阿森納球迷對他們平庸的俱樂部而言， 我覺得我更開心自己是曼聯球迷。 似乎主要問題是他們沒有進步的欲望， 相反我們起碼看起來是努力在進步。
[–]【Wycombe Wanderers】michaelisnotginger 179 points 1 day ago
Sometimes a disaster can be followed by more disasters
有時候跟隨一個災難而來的， 可能是更多的災難
[–]【Tottenham Hotspur】GeneralSmedleyButsex 344 points 1 day ago
We can only hope
那就謝天謝地了
[–]【Chelsea】MihaiM24 93 points 1 day ago
first time I agree with a Spurs fan
第一次和熱刺球迷達成共識
[–]【West Ham United】daxterdexter 318 points 1 day ago
I wish my team was as mediocre as Arsenal.
我希望我的球隊能和阿森納一樣平庸。
[–]PM-me-ur-hair 441 points 1 day ago
You wouldn't say that if West Ham were as rich and big as arsenal
要是西漢姆跟阿森納一樣有錢你就不會這麼說了
[–]【Manchester United】obadetona 172 points 1 day ago
Everything's relative. We're talking about a team that won the league undefeated.
凡事皆有聯繫。 我們這裡在談的是當年不敗奪冠的球隊。
[–]【Arsenal】NightSkyL 203 points 1 day ago
Uh
額
[–]【Juventus】zeshie 191 points 1 day ago
The queen has just signed the Wexit bill into effect
女王剛剛簽署了退溫協議書
[–]【Tottenham Hotspur】TalkingTottenham 352 points 1 day ago
[–]【Tottenham Hotspur】Ants*河蟹* 387 points 1 day ago
Barcelona job, they said.
執教巴賽隆納， 是這麼說的吧。 （傳聞巴薩有意邀請溫格執教）
[–]【Tottenham Hotspur】TheodoreP 629 points 1 day ago
Tbf Pulis is a great manager, he just isn't suited to the Barcelona style.
說實話普利斯是個好教練， 只是他跟巴薩的風格有點不搭。
ON： 米德爾斯堡 1-3 曼聯
[–]【Manchester United】microbae 525 points 17 hours ago
Fair warning Arsenal, 6th place can get addicting
真心勸一句阿森納， 第六名很容易上癮的
[–]【Arsenal】EdRattlehead 189 points 16 hours ago
We'd never cheat on our beloved 4th place, we'll find a way back there.
我們永遠不會背叛我們心愛的第四名位置， 我們會想辦法殺回來的。
[–]【Manchester United】tocitus 295 points 16 hours ago
My dream is for you to take 4th back, keep Arsene and drop Liverpool to 5th.
We'll go back to 6th, win Europa and we'll all hang out in the CL next season. Apart from Liverpool.
我的想法是你們回到第4， 留住溫格然後把利物浦弄去第5。
我們回到第6， 拿下歐聯杯然後下賽季繼續去歐冠混混。 利物浦就一邊涼快去吧。
[–]【Arsenal】EdRattlehead 73 points 16 hours ago
That's pretty much what I'm hoping for, except for the keeping Wenger part.
基本上跟我想的一樣， 除了我不想溫格留下來。
[–]【Manchester United】Jeffy29 544 points 17 hours ago
（要是我們擺大巴了，米堡就不能擺大巴了）
[–]【Manchester United】nixzorr 246 points 16 hours ago
Somebody called?
有人找代駕了？
[–]【Manchester United】Sveq 716 points 17 hours ago
Arsenal 6th LOL
阿森納第六哈哈哈哈
[–]【Manchester United】George_Beast 203 points 16 hours ago
LMAO
笑死我了
[–]【Tottenham Hotspur】l_bry 908 points 17 hours ago
（跟第六名友盡了，現在第五名是我的好朋友）
[–]【Manchester United】pharlap1 178 points 17 hours ago
6th place has become too proudy
第六名現在真是太高端了
[–]【Arsenal】PureDarkness93 320 points 17 hours ago
This is such low-effort shit posting, I love it
這PS尼瑪太粗糙了，愛死了
[–]【Manchester United】cptainvimes 225 points 17 hours ago
Low effort? Come on now, it took at least 10 minutes in Paint.
粗糙？好好說，畫圖板上這個起碼得花10分鐘才能搞好。
[–]oldhunterbean 236 points 17 hours ago
I don't get the Mourinho criticism, are managers not allowed to celebrate now? He was clearly just happy and relieved about the goal
我不明白那些批評鳥叔的，現在教練都不允許慶祝了還是怎麼著了？很明顯進球了他很開心很解脫啊
[–]【Manchester United】Um5acentric 319 points 17 hours ago
You don't understand it's only ok if Conte does it judging by the 1000+ upvotes his hanging off the bench got yesterday.
你不懂，只有孔蒂才能這麼雞凍，你問我怎麼知道的，因為昨天他來了一把結果1000+點贊呢。
ON： 曼城 1-1 利物浦
[–]【Chelsea】TB97 367 points 12 hours ago
Was there something wrong with the pitch? There were so many slips today plus the miss from Lallana (where the ball bounced up weird)
今天草皮是有問題嗎？今天好多滑倒，加上拉拉納那個miss（球彈起來很詭異啊）
[–]【Manchester City】YeezyPabloRose 317 points 12 hours ago
It was slightly damp
它有一點點濕滑
[–]【Manchester City】codespyder 230 points 12 hours ago
mildly moist
微微的濕潤
[–]【Colombia】GrmanRodriguez 121 points 12 hours ago
somewhat wet
多少有些潮濕
[–]【Manchester United】tammodi 61 points 12 hours ago
A tad muggy
些許的泥濘
[–]【Chelsea】EvenGandhiHatesLVG 754 points 12 hours ago
Never have I seen a match that more closely resembles a game of FIFA
從沒見過任何長得這麼像FIFA遊戲的比賽
[–]【Chelsea】0nak 444 points 12 hours ago
Adam Lallana has disconnected
亞當-拉拉納斷線了
[–]【Manchester United】tammodi 111 points 12 hours ago
I think his controller ran out of battery. Firmino could have killed him in that moment
我覺得他只是那一下手柄沒電了。菲爾米諾當場就想殺人了啊
[–]【Manchester United】TyperSniper 414 points 12 hours ago
Despite scoring I thought Aguero was beyond wasteful today
除了進了個球以外，我覺得阿圭羅今天比廢柴還廢柴
[–]【Manchester United】George_Beast 198 points 12 hours ago
True, but even still the worst miss belonged to Lallana. That was inexplicable.
是的，但最差miss還是屬於拉拉納。莫名其妙啊。
[–]【Chelsea】twoplus9 74 points 12 hours ago
Yes Probably Miss of the Season
是的可能是年度miss
[–]【Chelsea】fuckyouidontneedone 245 points 13 hours ago
John Stones best match in a City shirt.
約翰斯通斯穿曼城球衣打得最好的一場。
[–]【Liverpool】_cumblast_ 86 points 13 hours ago
their best defender today.
他城今天最好的後衛。
[–]【Tottenham Hotspur】Bafa94 108 points 13 hours ago*
This game needed Sergio Ramos.
這場比賽需要塞爾吉奧-拉莫斯。
[–]【Chelsea】EvenGandhiHatesLVG 81 points 13 hours ago
You mean the Spanish Gary Cahill?
你是說西班牙版的加里-卡希爾？
[–]【Chelsea】RoidPecs 272 points 13 hours ago
Chelsea wins 1-1
切爾西1-1贏球
[–]【Manchester United】popcornelephant 414 points 13 hours ago
You won the league months ago
你們上個月就聯賽奪冠了
[–]【Leicester City】ujussab 277 points 13 hours ago
Manchester City won it six months ago.
6個月前還說曼城已經奪冠了呢。
[–]【Chelsea】william701 47 points 13 hours ago
Well Leicester won it 10 months ago.
好吧，10個月前萊斯特是真的奪冠了。
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（要是我們擺大巴了，米堡就不能擺大巴了）
[–]【Manchester United】nixzorr 246 points 16 hours ago
Somebody called?
有人找代駕了？
[–]【Manchester United】Sveq 716 points 17 hours ago
Arsenal 6th LOL
阿森納第六哈哈哈哈
[–]【Manchester United】George_Beast 203 points 16 hours ago
LMAO
笑死我了
[–]【Tottenham Hotspur】l_bry 908 points 17 hours ago
（跟第六名友盡了，現在第五名是我的好朋友）
[–]【Manchester United】pharlap1 178 points 17 hours ago
6th place has become too proudy
第六名現在真是太高端了
[–]【Arsenal】PureDarkness93 320 points 17 hours ago
This is such low-effort shit posting, I love it
這PS尼瑪太粗糙了，愛死了
[–]【Manchester United】cptainvimes 225 points 17 hours ago
Low effort? Come on now, it took at least 10 minutes in Paint.
粗糙？好好說，畫圖板上這個起碼得花10分鐘才能搞好。
[–]oldhunterbean 236 points 17 hours ago
I don't get the Mourinho criticism, are managers not allowed to celebrate now? He was clearly just happy and relieved about the goal
我不明白那些批評鳥叔的，現在教練都不允許慶祝了還是怎麼著了？很明顯進球了他很開心很解脫啊
[–]【Manchester United】Um5acentric 319 points 17 hours ago
You don't understand it's only ok if Conte does it judging by the 1000+ upvotes his hanging off the bench got yesterday.
你不懂，只有孔蒂才能這麼雞凍，你問我怎麼知道的，因為昨天他來了一把結果1000+點贊呢。
ON： 曼城 1-1 利物浦
[–]【Chelsea】TB97 367 points 12 hours ago
Was there something wrong with the pitch? There were so many slips today plus the miss from Lallana (where the ball bounced up weird)
今天草皮是有問題嗎？今天好多滑倒，加上拉拉納那個miss（球彈起來很詭異啊）
[–]【Manchester City】YeezyPabloRose 317 points 12 hours ago
It was slightly damp
它有一點點濕滑
[–]【Manchester City】codespyder 230 points 12 hours ago
mildly moist
微微的濕潤
[–]【Colombia】GrmanRodriguez 121 points 12 hours ago
somewhat wet
多少有些潮濕
[–]【Manchester United】tammodi 61 points 12 hours ago
A tad muggy
些許的泥濘
[–]【Chelsea】EvenGandhiHatesLVG 754 points 12 hours ago
Never have I seen a match that more closely resembles a game of FIFA
從沒見過任何長得這麼像FIFA遊戲的比賽
[–]【Chelsea】0nak 444 points 12 hours ago
Adam Lallana has disconnected
亞當-拉拉納斷線了
[–]【Manchester United】tammodi 111 points 12 hours ago
I think his controller ran out of battery. Firmino could have killed him in that moment
我覺得他只是那一下手柄沒電了。菲爾米諾當場就想殺人了啊
[–]【Manchester United】TyperSniper 414 points 12 hours ago
Despite scoring I thought Aguero was beyond wasteful today
除了進了個球以外，我覺得阿圭羅今天比廢柴還廢柴
[–]【Manchester United】George_Beast 198 points 12 hours ago
True, but even still the worst miss belonged to Lallana. That was inexplicable.
是的，但最差miss還是屬於拉拉納。莫名其妙啊。
[–]【Chelsea】twoplus9 74 points 12 hours ago
Yes Probably Miss of the Season
是的可能是年度miss
[–]【Chelsea】fuckyouidontneedone 245 points 13 hours ago
John Stones best match in a City shirt.
約翰斯通斯穿曼城球衣打得最好的一場。
[–]【Liverpool】_cumblast_ 86 points 13 hours ago
their best defender today.
他城今天最好的後衛。
[–]【Tottenham Hotspur】Bafa94 108 points 13 hours ago*
This game needed Sergio Ramos.
這場比賽需要塞爾吉奧-拉莫斯。
[–]【Chelsea】EvenGandhiHatesLVG 81 points 13 hours ago
You mean the Spanish Gary Cahill?
你是說西班牙版的加里-卡希爾？
[–]【Chelsea】RoidPecs 272 points 13 hours ago
Chelsea wins 1-1
切爾西1-1贏球
[–]【Manchester United】popcornelephant 414 points 13 hours ago
You won the league months ago
你們上個月就聯賽奪冠了
[–]【Leicester City】ujussab 277 points 13 hours ago
Manchester City won it six months ago.
6個月前還說曼城已經奪冠了呢。
[–]【Chelsea】william701 47 points 13 hours ago
Well Leicester won it 10 months ago.
好吧，10個月前萊斯特是真的奪冠了。
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