Top 4 wishes:
1) To earn money without working.
2) To be smart without studying.
3) To love without being hurt.
4) To eat without getting fat.
人生最大的四個願望：
1.不幹活白拿錢
2.不學習很聰明
3.戀愛卻不受傷
4.光吃卻不變胖
Whatever you do you always give 100%! Unless you’re donating blood.
做事情就要做到百分之百！除非你是在鮮血……
Cats through the ages
時間恒久遠， 喵咪永流傳
This is Sahara toilet, the biggest toilet in the world.
這是撒哈拉大廁所， 世界上最大的廁所哦。
Probably the worst thing about being a penguin is after you’re in an argument,
you’ll try to waddle away angrily, but still look adorably cute.
身為企鵝最可悲的一點也許是， 一場激烈的爭吵後， 你邁著堅毅的步伐憤然離開，
而在別人眼中卻仍是一個搖搖擺擺賣萌的小可愛。
I just feel so irrelephant…
我就是覺得自己風馬牛不象及……
Old people at weddings always poke me and say “you’re next.”
So, I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
老人們喜歡在婚禮上戳戳我， 並對我說：“下一個就是你啦。 ”
所以， 我開始在葬禮上以牙還牙。
Of course I am in shape!
Round is shape.
我當然很有型！
胖也是一種型嘛。
Strength is the ability to break chocolate bar into four
pieces with your bare hands, and eat just one of those pieces.
真的勇士， 就是可以徒手將巧克力掰成四瓣， 卻只吃其中一塊。
Afraid to die alone?
Become a bus driver.
害怕一個人孤單的死去？
當公交司機吧。
I’m not getting older.
I’m just becoming a classic.
我不是在一天天變老。
我只是越變越經典。
The moon can’t be a Jedi knight because of its dark side.
月亮無法成為一名絕地武士是因為它有陰暗面。
Can deaf people tell the difference between a yawn and a scream?
聾人能分辨出哈欠和尖叫的區別嗎？
I think the guy who invented ties was trying to commit suicide.
Then he saw himself in the mirror.
And thought…”What, this look nice.”
我認為發明領帶的人其實打算自殺。
然後他在鏡子裡看見了自己的樣子。
於是想到“天啊，竟然看起來不錯。”
We are best friend.
Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up…after I finish laughing.
我們是最好的朋友。永遠記住，我會在你摔倒的時候把你扶起，不過是在我笑夠之後。
Couldn’t find anything wrong with this one. May be he’s just lazy.
沒有檢查出任何異常，可能他僅僅是犯懶了。
Afraid to die alone?
Become a bus driver.
害怕一個人孤單的死去？
當公交司機吧。
I’m not getting older.
I’m just becoming a classic.
我不是在一天天變老。
我只是越變越經典。
The moon can’t be a Jedi knight because of its dark side.
月亮無法成為一名絕地武士是因為它有陰暗面。
Can deaf people tell the difference between a yawn and a scream?
聾人能分辨出哈欠和尖叫的區別嗎？
I think the guy who invented ties was trying to commit suicide.
Then he saw himself in the mirror.
And thought…”What, this look nice.”
我認為發明領帶的人其實打算自殺。
然後他在鏡子裡看見了自己的樣子。
於是想到“天啊，竟然看起來不錯。”
We are best friend.
Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up…after I finish laughing.
我們是最好的朋友。永遠記住，我會在你摔倒的時候把你扶起，不過是在我笑夠之後。
Couldn’t find anything wrong with this one. May be he’s just lazy.
沒有檢查出任何異常，可能他僅僅是犯懶了。