保存圖片
Rockets need to come out and just end this series so they can work on the little things before the next round. If Luc is ready to go then figuring out what the best rotations will be. JJ and Green may not see any minutes if Luc and Ryno are both good to go. Thats a luxury MDA will have but there is no need to play extra games.
火箭應該趕緊就結束這個系列賽， 這樣我們可以忙點兒其他事兒。 例如巴莫特回來的輪換陣容是怎麼樣的？囧囧森和格林在巴莫特，
So i guess no news is good news on pj tucker
所以對於塔克， 沒消息就是最好的消息？（注：塔克上一場傷了）
回復：He T H I C C
他可是身寬體胖呢
（圖上寫著：我跋涉兩千英里只為摸摸你的鬍子）
I expect 50 pts by the Rox in the 1st quarter.
我腳著第一節能拿個50分
Capela is leading the league in postseason rebounding.
卡佩拉現在是季後賽籃板王
Let's do these boys like this tonight! No mercy!
今晚就幹掉對手！
上半場
TREYRIZA starting hot like last game
跟上一場一樣， 又是阿裡紮先聲奪人（感覺火箭每一場都是讓阿裡紮先扔）
Capela huge block on Town, and running in transition and layup on the other side!
卡佩拉！大帽唐斯之後， 轉換中跑到籃下接球上籃！
Capelajuwon
卡拉朱旺
We need to RUN all game long
我覺得整場都得跑啊跑啊跑才行
Why do Harden and Paul refuse to shoot catch and shoot 3's???
為嘛哈登保羅都不喜歡直接接球投籃？
回復：cause Capela is the boss
因為拿球要傳卡皇啊， 卡皇才是球隊領袖
Capela Dunks all day!
卡佩拉扣上癮了
I want her...
我有個大膽的想法....
Reggie: "You don't think of offensive rebounds when you think of Ryan Anderson." Ummm.... if you've watched the Rockets at all this year then yes, you do.
雷吉米勒：“當你想到萊恩安德森， 你不會相信他這體型能搶到籃板” emmm... 如果你一直看他比賽， 你就相信了
There's that pesky Derrick Rose.
又是這棘手的德里克羅斯
can we get a drug test for d.rose plz..
我們能不能讓羅斯做個藥檢？
No issues, a 45 point 3rd Q will work
沒事兒， 第三節小小得個45分就夠了
Would be nice to have a home crowd to pick up the energy
要是觀眾能燥起來就好了
Wolves are doubling on Harden with 7 seconds or less on the shot clock.
森林狼為了針對"7秒或更少"策略， 選擇包夾哈登啊
When Ariza has his feet set, his 3 shot is almost automatic.
當阿裡紮調整好腳步， 他就能順順當當把三分投進
CP3/Harden playing awful and we're only down 4?
保羅/哈登打的這麼差， 我們才落後四分？
回復：exactly. plus their stars have been hot.
對啊， 而且對面的球星手感火熱
If Toyota center crowd wasn't filled with a bunch of pussies, that would be called a flagrant.
We have by far the worst crowd in NBA and most likely in all of sports in the history of mankind and all creatures across the universe in every single dimension.
如果豐田中心能多一些痞痞的人， 大家就會一起叫“惡意犯規”給裁判施壓
我們的觀眾簡直是全聯盟最差， 所有球隊中最差， 全宇宙最差， 所有位面最差！
I don't understand the psyche of this team. Overall, they haven't looked like a team that can win a championship or even wants it that bad. During this series I find myself shaking my head so much, I think I am starting to have neck problems.
這個球隊的活力堪憂啊， 看起來不像想拿冠軍的球隊。 這個系列賽我一直搖頭搖頭， 我脖子都要搖出毛病了
下半場
Here we go 60 point quarter
本節是不是拿個60分？
D WOKE
CP3 WOKE
Team is waking up
Crowd yelling some
yeah, we've seen this before
防守陣型已啟動
保羅啟動程式已啟動
球隊喚醒程式載入中
觀眾歡呼聲採集開始
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Dan Tony on that next level halftime pep talk game.
德安東尼的中場雞血演講簡直上了一個檔次
10-2 run with 9:17 left in the 3rd quarter! That means 44-9 Q3 coming!
第三節3分鐘就10-2， 12分鐘豈不是44-9
LOL OMG hammering Harden
天哪， 哈登大力灌籃！
NOSEBLEEEEEED!!!!!
流鼻血！（哈登每次扣籃都要抽鼻子， 美帝人民稱之為流鼻血）
I've noticed Harden has been yamming dunks more often. I like it .
我發現哈登現在扣籃更多了，開心
capela has been MVP this game.
卡佩拉就是本場mvp
Clint is improving in front of my eyes. It's beautiful, man.
卡佩拉肉眼可見的成長，美妙不可方物
capela does so much well. so many big catch that pass and throw up a terrible layup on the run. capela didn't panic, set himself, and put up a soft layup
卡佩拉真的不錯，很多大個子跑動中接球上籃都很差，卡皇的上籃卻非常柔和
KEEP POURING IN
繼續繼續
10 minutes ago we were down 4 and Utah up 25.
Now we up 12 and they're tied
Life is good.
十分鐘前我們落後四分，猶他領先25分，現在我們領先12分猶他跟雷霆平了
生活真奇妙
harden outscoring the wolves again lol
哈登又單節得分超過森林狼全隊了（上場也是）
Thank you Jamal Crawford for making sure the Rockets continue to stay focused.
謝謝克勞福德讓火箭全隊繼續保持專注
lucky Green wasnt on the floor
哈哈幸好格林不在場上（注：格林之前為保羅出頭，怒推別利察）
That CP3 smiling face is meme-worthy.
保羅的微笑可以做個表情包哈哈
here it is.
您點的表情包到了
Ryno for the 3 buzzer beater!
安德森！壓哨三分！
Lol “Finally it drops for the high priced Ryan Anderson.”
哈哈“最終安德森的一錘子買賣終於錘上了”
20 million dollah shot!
這可是價值兩千萬的投籃啊！
Can Dantoni write up plays where Ryan Anderson gets passed the ball with 1 second left on the shot clock?
德安東尼應該專門為安德森寫個戰術，讓他投壓哨三分
ego screamed louder than our crowd ever could
戈登被犯規時的叫聲比觀眾的歡呼聲都大多了
Hoping to see some Joe Chee
想念周琦了
Why doesn't the NBA put playoffs on the court anymore?
為什麼現在不在中圈貼“季後賽”的logo了？
Because the regular season complained and thought it was unfair that they don't put "Regular Season" on the court during that time.
因為常規賽會抱怨憑什麼不讓貼“常規賽”三個字啊
If I'm Harden... I never want to play with another big other than Clint the rest of my career.
如果我是哈登，卡佩拉必須跟我打一輩子球
Capela flushing buckets like Toto flushing turds
卡皇衝擊籃筐像馬桶沖翔一樣勢不可擋！
回復：Damn, yea not the best analogy but it got the laugh it was looking for
神經病啊你！！哈哈笑死我了
somebody gonna give clint $25 million a year this offseason
看來有人賽季後要拿兩千五百萬大合同了
Towns was still in our backcourt lol
卡皇扣籃時唐斯還在後場呢
Capela FEAST AND BEAST
卡佩拉就是蒼藍猛獸！
chee time! this is what we all came to see!
正餐時間到了，周琦上場了!
賽後
One of Harden's largest improvements this playoffs is averaging low turnovers for someone with such a high usage rate.
哈登本賽季最大的進步就是在如此高的使用率的情況下，失誤控制得非常好（明明就是不傳球只單打了嘛）
CP and Beard! How do you deal with 20 assists between the two and only 3 TOs. That’s sick
燈泡組合！20個助攻只有三個失誤，太變態了
Series MVP is Capela.
系列賽mvp是卡皇
Capela is this team's Dennis Rodman (I mean in importance. He's a good kid)
卡佩拉就是球隊的羅德曼（我是指重要性，不是性格，卡佩拉是好孩子）
29 assists for the Rockets is a very positive sign. Also, 6 players in double figures.... would have been 7 if Joe Chee played 5 more minutes
29個助攻是非常好的信號，而且是6人上雙...本來讓周琦多打會兒就是7人上雙了
There’s a lot of bitterness here in Minnesota.. Most were expecting the Twolves to lose but that first half gave them some hope only to have it crushed in the second..
大家可能都預測到木狼會輸，但是上半場給點希望下半場又擊碎它是在太殘忍了
TWolves got everyone except one, HOF.
CP3 is ours.
森林狼什麼都有了就缺個名人堂成員了
不過不好意思，保羅是我們的
10 turnovers combined in the last 2 games.
Brutal.
兩場加起來十個失誤，真是不講道理
Interesting facts:
Harden's worst game was Game #2- the game in which Houston beat the T-Wolves by the largest margin of 20
Harden averaged about the same amount of minutes as the reg season yet averaged only 2.8 TOs a game compared to 4.4 RS.
Despite his lower shooting %, Harden had a hihger 3-pt % than RegSeason at around .385
Harden also averaged 1.2 blocks and 2.4 steals per game to go along with 29 ppg and 7.4 assists
一些好玩的事實：
哈登第二場打的稀爛球隊卻拿到最大分差勝利
哈登跟常規賽場均時間一樣卻只有2.8次失誤（常規賽4.4次）
哈登總體命中率下降了但是三分命中率居然上升到38.5%了
除了29分和7.4個助攻，哈登還有每場1.2個帽，2.4個搶斷
Love the trash talk between Harden and CP too.
someone asks “does it help to have a 1st team all defensive player on the team”
Harden: whose that????
Lmaoooo
喜歡哈登和保羅之間的垃圾話：
有人問：“有一個防守一陣球員是不是對球隊幫助特別大”（指保羅）
哈登回答說：“那麼，在哪裡能夠找到這個人呢?”
哈哈
I've noticed Harden has been yamming dunks more often. I like it .
我發現哈登現在扣籃更多了，開心
capela has been MVP this game.
卡佩拉就是本場mvp
Clint is improving in front of my eyes. It's beautiful, man.
卡佩拉肉眼可見的成長，美妙不可方物
capela does so much well. so many big catch that pass and throw up a terrible layup on the run. capela didn't panic, set himself, and put up a soft layup
卡佩拉真的不錯，很多大個子跑動中接球上籃都很差，卡皇的上籃卻非常柔和
KEEP POURING IN
繼續繼續
10 minutes ago we were down 4 and Utah up 25.
Now we up 12 and they're tied
Life is good.
十分鐘前我們落後四分，猶他領先25分，現在我們領先12分猶他跟雷霆平了
生活真奇妙
harden outscoring the wolves again lol
哈登又單節得分超過森林狼全隊了（上場也是）
Thank you Jamal Crawford for making sure the Rockets continue to stay focused.
謝謝克勞福德讓火箭全隊繼續保持專注
lucky Green wasnt on the floor
哈哈幸好格林不在場上（注：格林之前為保羅出頭，怒推別利察）
That CP3 smiling face is meme-worthy.
保羅的微笑可以做個表情包哈哈
here it is.
您點的表情包到了
Ryno for the 3 buzzer beater!
安德森！壓哨三分！
Lol “Finally it drops for the high priced Ryan Anderson.”
哈哈“最終安德森的一錘子買賣終於錘上了”
20 million dollah shot!
這可是價值兩千萬的投籃啊！
Can Dantoni write up plays where Ryan Anderson gets passed the ball with 1 second left on the shot clock?
德安東尼應該專門為安德森寫個戰術，讓他投壓哨三分
ego screamed louder than our crowd ever could
戈登被犯規時的叫聲比觀眾的歡呼聲都大多了
Hoping to see some Joe Chee
想念周琦了
Why doesn't the NBA put playoffs on the court anymore?
為什麼現在不在中圈貼“季後賽”的logo了？
Because the regular season complained and thought it was unfair that they don't put "Regular Season" on the court during that time.
因為常規賽會抱怨憑什麼不讓貼“常規賽”三個字啊
If I'm Harden... I never want to play with another big other than Clint the rest of my career.
如果我是哈登，卡佩拉必須跟我打一輩子球
Capela flushing buckets like Toto flushing turds
卡皇衝擊籃筐像馬桶沖翔一樣勢不可擋！
回復：Damn, yea not the best analogy but it got the laugh it was looking for
神經病啊你！！哈哈笑死我了
somebody gonna give clint $25 million a year this offseason
看來有人賽季後要拿兩千五百萬大合同了
Towns was still in our backcourt lol
卡皇扣籃時唐斯還在後場呢
Capela FEAST AND BEAST
卡佩拉就是蒼藍猛獸！
chee time! this is what we all came to see!
正餐時間到了，周琦上場了!
賽後
One of Harden's largest improvements this playoffs is averaging low turnovers for someone with such a high usage rate.
哈登本賽季最大的進步就是在如此高的使用率的情況下，失誤控制得非常好（明明就是不傳球只單打了嘛）
CP and Beard! How do you deal with 20 assists between the two and only 3 TOs. That’s sick
燈泡組合！20個助攻只有三個失誤，太變態了
Series MVP is Capela.
系列賽mvp是卡皇
Capela is this team's Dennis Rodman (I mean in importance. He's a good kid)
卡佩拉就是球隊的羅德曼（我是指重要性，不是性格，卡佩拉是好孩子）
29 assists for the Rockets is a very positive sign. Also, 6 players in double figures.... would have been 7 if Joe Chee played 5 more minutes
29個助攻是非常好的信號，而且是6人上雙...本來讓周琦多打會兒就是7人上雙了
There’s a lot of bitterness here in Minnesota.. Most were expecting the Twolves to lose but that first half gave them some hope only to have it crushed in the second..
大家可能都預測到木狼會輸，但是上半場給點希望下半場又擊碎它是在太殘忍了
TWolves got everyone except one, HOF.
CP3 is ours.
森林狼什麼都有了就缺個名人堂成員了
不過不好意思，保羅是我們的
10 turnovers combined in the last 2 games.
Brutal.
兩場加起來十個失誤，真是不講道理
Interesting facts:
Harden's worst game was Game #2- the game in which Houston beat the T-Wolves by the largest margin of 20
Harden averaged about the same amount of minutes as the reg season yet averaged only 2.8 TOs a game compared to 4.4 RS.
Despite his lower shooting %, Harden had a hihger 3-pt % than RegSeason at around .385
Harden also averaged 1.2 blocks and 2.4 steals per game to go along with 29 ppg and 7.4 assists
一些好玩的事實：
哈登第二場打的稀爛球隊卻拿到最大分差勝利
哈登跟常規賽場均時間一樣卻只有2.8次失誤（常規賽4.4次）
哈登總體命中率下降了但是三分命中率居然上升到38.5%了
除了29分和7.4個助攻，哈登還有每場1.2個帽，2.4個搶斷
Love the trash talk between Harden and CP too.
someone asks “does it help to have a 1st team all defensive player on the team”
Harden: whose that????
Lmaoooo
喜歡哈登和保羅之間的垃圾話：
有人問：“有一個防守一陣球員是不是對球隊幫助特別大”（指保羅）
哈登回答說：“那麼，在哪裡能夠找到這個人呢?”
哈哈