話說， 李小璐皮幾萬這事上熱搜， 在國外有沒有人care？
到牆外轉轉， 尼瑪， 原來歪果仁也在八卦這事▼
歪果仁到底啥看法？
這裡扒幾個靠前的評論▼
為什麼她要出軌一個這麼醜的哥們兒?
Fans don’t be eager to whitewash yet, first explain why she didn’t return home for the entire night.
粉絲們先別急著去洗白， 首先解釋下她為什麼一整夜沒回家。
Pg one: yo yo, check it out, nothing is tastier than dumplings, no one is more fun than sis-in-law.
As I eat the dumplings sis-in-law made, I toy sis-in-law who is making dumplings... as I eat the scalding hot dumplings, I toy the most promiscuous sis-in-law!!
Come come come, I say Brother Liang, you say green! Brother Liang, green! Brother Liang, green!
(T/N: Green here refers to being made a cuckold)
皮幾萬：呦， 呦， 切克鬧...我吃嫂子做的餃子....（這段話你得用rap念出來， 不翻譯了。 這網友還瞭解中國文化， 專門備註了「綠」是什麼意思）
They are brother and sister! All he did was help her carry her bag. All they did was link arms and sleep together for a night! How can you say it is adultery!?
他們只是姐弟！他就是幫他提了包包， 他們也就是挽了手， 一起睡了一晚！你怎麼能說這是出軌！？
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今天， 我們肯定不是來八卦的
在這一堆八卦中，
上進的人都來跟著我學英語了